There are a few things I think you should know, as you are now the object of his affection.
Don’t let it surprise you, how quickly you fall for him, and don’t be apprehensive in letting yourself fall. He’ll be there to catch you. Don’t let my Facebook page intimidate you….
1. “Walking down the aisle of a fucking bus.”
“My hips are wide, so the whole time it’s—” Iggy said while motioning an awkward sideways turn. “I don’t like buses at all.”
2. You understand the “pool dilemma.”
“You have to have a sash,” Iggy stressed. “I can’t go to the pool…